President Thabo Mbeki


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It is with great joy that I write this letter to congratulate you on your massive victory in the United States Presidential elections.

 

On behalf of my first lady, Grace, my daughter, Bona — who absolutely adores you (and swoons every time you come on television) as well as our three sons, I congratulate you on this great victory, which has made me as an elderly African statesman very proud.

 

I never thought in my heart of hearts I would live to see this glorious day when one of our own would win the highest seat in the US. I thank the spirits of the Gushungo clan and the spirit of my dearly departed mum, Bona (after whom my beloved daughter is named), who have kept me alive just so I could see this day. Those in the winds surely knew the objective of my continued existence on earth and in Zimbabwe’s State House. Our ancestors, yours and mine, knew that we have a joint mission.

 

I send my congratulations on behalf of my entire country, Zimbabwe. We are all indeed proud — barring of course the few misguided elements among us who think that only white people are capable of ruling nations. You know who they are. I don’t have to spell it out for you, my son. I am happy you proved them wrong, like I did.

 

I hope you don’t mind me calling you my son? I don’t mean to be disrespectful. But as you will know from the lessons learned at your father’s knee — albeit for that short time — this is the way of our people. Some people might even say I shouldn’t call you my son, as you and Grace are practically the same age! But that doesn’t make you less my son.

 

It makes you more so. In case you are wondering, Grace also loves you. I think. She hasn’t exactly said so in so many words, but I see the knowing looks she and Bona trade when we are watching you on the BBC. (Yes I thrive on watching the Beeb; don’t believe all that crazy stuff you read that I believe in so-called “100% local content” which my former minister of information thought was a good idea. Honestly! A serious man such as myself should have one’s hangovers. Mine is all things British. Oh I do miss my visits to Buckingham Palace, the shopping in Sainsbury and those dainty cucumber sandwiches that Number 10 Downing serves. But please don’t repeat this to Gordon Brown.)

 

A husband always knows when his wife’s heart is straying. Even an old one. In fact the other day I overheard Grace on her cell phone, saying to one of her friends, “that BHO is bho sha (that Barack Hussein Obama is great my friend)”. She also said you were hot! I asked one of my youngish security details what “hot” means, as I am out of touch with such language. Enough of this chit-chat.

 

I am writing this letter post-haste because I want to make sure you and I are on the same page. I want to share with you some lessons on leadership, which I have honed in my 28 years in power.

 

I want to prevent our enemies from getting to you with their side of the story first. And believe me they are already on their way to you. Passport or no passport, I am sure that cowboy in the White House will facilitate you-know-who’s entry into Washington soon.

 

I must say though I am rather frustrated remembering that you won’t be inaugurated until next year! You Americans are a funny breed. What is the point of winning if you don’t claim your prize instantly? Where is the gratification in that? Seriously, some of us can’t wait a whole quarter of a year before we take office. Who knows what strange things they will do to your office in these last few days? Watch and learn; I was inaugurated within 24 hours. My Zambian colleague, President Rupiah Banda bettered that; he was inaugurated in two hours and even better His Excellency Mwai Kibaki did it within 30 minutes flat! There is a Kenyan worth emulating my son.

 

One of the first things you must do is distance yourself from that lily-livered fellow Luo of yours, Raila Odinga. He just doesn’t think like us good African statesmen. You must change those constitutional rules of yours. A president must quickly take power. Three months is a long time to waste.

 

It is a great pity that my dear Comrade Eddison Zvobgo, who understood constitution-making so well and who of course knew the American system inside out, died many years ago. I would gladly have sent him over to you. The man was a genius. If it wasn’t for him I wouldn’t have survived in office for this long. The man assumed that he was doing it for himself.

 

Can you imagine that he actually wanted to remove me from office before the good Lord that I pray to recalls me to his side? The Lord removed him instead.

 

You are so young; I am envious. You have at least about 40 years ahead of you in office. And if you listen to elders like us, you will stay until the White House is repainted maroon. Start working on fail-safe constitutional changes that will ensure your longevity in office. This business of being “recalled” out of power à la ANC is just totally unacceptable. People must wait their turn. And in some cases accept that their turn will never come.

 

When you choose your Cabinet ensure absolute loyalty. Plus fear. Look at my lot. None of them dares to say pwe (say a word) as we say in Shona, in my presence.

 

When they get too clever, demote them, humiliate them. Seal their loyalty with patronage, a soft loan here, and kickbacks there, turn a blind eye to mistakes sometimes. They will stay on side and on message. You may even learn some lessons from your predecessor on how he used the wars he is waging to buy loyalty from those who got contracts. Unluckily you can’t just kill your opponents over there, your laws being what they are, but hey, there’s always a way around these things. Let’s strategize once you settle down.

 

Now let’s move on to my problem. As I lamented earlier it’s a pity you won’t be in office soon. I need you to weigh in on this so-called crisis in Zimbabwe. As you can see our brother Thabo Mbeki is now out of his depth. So here is what you can do in the meantime. Start talking about Zimbabwe. Remind everyone about the armed struggle that I waged for independence. Then tell them that I am simply here to complete the mission of liberating our people. You, my son, understand history. I don’t need to remind you that both of us have a mission to accomplish. Comrade Obama, you are our new hope. You are the perfect person to make the connections with what I have been championing all along.

 

I will be happy to organize a celebratory event where you can meet many of my colleagues with whom I share these ideas. Just say when and it shall be done. We can use the event to talk at greater length about how we can work together for our continent’s benefit and I can share more lessons with you.

 

Please do not hesitate to contact me to chat very soon, because the task ahead of you is a heavy one. Your young shoulders need all the help they can get. Consider me the African father that you didn’t really have for long.

 

God speed and take care of yourself, my son.

 

R.G. Mugabe

 

P.S. Your Michelle is “hot” too by the way! I will link Grace up with her so she can share lessons on how to be a beautiful and quiet wife. She needs reining in now. You will have enough problems to deal with in the world. Managing smart, educated women is quite a chore! I had that with Sally. Yikes! As you Americans would say.

 

To be continued over cucumber sandwiches once you put in a good word for me with Gordon. He seems a more sober fellow than that one named after our local ablutions.

RGM

 

Ghostwritten by Everjoice J Win, a freelance journalist from Zimbabwe.

 

Source: http://www.mg.co.za/article/2008-11-17-my-dearest-comrade-barack

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b6_edited.jpegNegative Campaign ,Malicious Rumors, Gossip and Hatred on Aspiring presidential candidates are set backs and can bring a Destruction in Voting for a Great President. 

By Belliah K Theise

Having followed USA presidential debates and making comparisons of what is going on in the entire world with politics, we found similar paterns that has made third world countries be the way they are now, in terms of economy.

Here is what we have to say at Zambian chronicle:

As a presidential candidate aspiring for a public office, or you may be a voter. This is a time to revisit your weaknesses and try to improve on them.

Listed below are some of the things future Leaders should avoid in order to maintain peace and trust in people who they lead.

1.      Negative campaigns that may bring damage to the image of  the country and future leaders.

2.      Malicious Rumors, without meaning or basis

3.      Cheap Gossip

4.      Hatred

5.      Tribal 

6.  Racial discrimination 

  By all means, the above six elements  should not be used as a tool to bring down your rival or to pick a right candidate for president. Positive campaign builds and unites nations. Negative campaigns, brings anger, violent and divisions.

As a voter, learn to validate each rumor, do not be a follower.  Learn to use your own discretion, good sense of judgement and common sense, in critical matters like choosing or picking the right candidate as your commander in Chief.  Avoid operating like robots that are programed to perform certain functions.  Operating like a robot, makes both leaders and their voters look like idiots, when things go sour.

Important factor to Remember :

Separate Hollywood gossip of celebrities to  a presidential candidate gossip. We do understand that, there is no smoke without fire , but on the other hand,  Learn to separate facts from gossip,  Every voter should know that, NOT every rumor or gossip comes out to be 100% true. You as voters only  come to realize when it is too late, after you have voted for a wrong person, because you based your judgement on rumors.  People use rumors and gossip  for many reasons. May be for financial gain, hatred or other things.

Always keep in mind that, we humans always enjoy negatives, We all focus on unproductive rumors and gossip, that diverts us from dealing with serious topics that is affecting the country.  If a negative outweighs a positive side of a candidate, it takes away all the good work he/she has done.

Remember, Media and campaigns are there to help voters to pick the best candidate, but at the same time, politicians uses that as a tool to bring down their rival candidates, depending  how strong one has links to the media.  Many great leaders are brought down in no seconds, and voters end up voting for useless candidates.

Again… use your common sense and your good judgement, when you read negatives that comes flying on potential candidates.

Good luck to all the presidential candidates, as they go on the road to lead their nations with a passion at heart for their people. Stay focused on important issues that affects your country. Do not get rapped up in personal issues, that can bring harm to your country and comes back to haunt you.

You all have one purpose:- To save your nation with integrity. The same people you are trying to persuade to vote for you, will be the same people who will vote you out. Voters always keep a record. Campaign with a passion for your people and country at heart.

For voters, validate your candidates with facts, and basing your votes on malicious rumors or unproductive  gossip , that will not do good to your country in the future, will not help.

Thanks a trillion

Belliah K Theise

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Mugabe Tantrum at SADC Comes to Light

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Dumisani Muleya
Johannesburg

ZIMBABWEAN President Robert Mugabe stormed out of the recent Southern African Development Community (SADC) summit after an explosive clash with Zambian President Levy Mwanawasa during a closed session, it has emerged.

Mugabe’s confrontation with Mwanawasa and his subsequent indignant departure from the meeting raised fears that the already divided regional bloc could be further weakened by further infighting and divisions.

The SADC is riddled with geo-political and personal rivalries among leaders which threaten to make it difficult to deal with internal conflicts and rein in rogue states. Mugabe’s fracas with Mwanawasa was reminiscent of his row with former South African president Nelson Mandela during a SADC meeting in Angola in 1997.

Diplomatic sources who attended the summit revealed this week that Mugabe walked out of the meeting after a row with Mwanawasa over Zimbabwe’s political and economic crisis.

The sources said Mugabe went off in a huff after the unprecedented confrontation. Mwanawasa was chairing the meeting, which ended on a sour note.

The wrangle was caused by an attempt by Mwanawasa to table Zimbabwe for discussion, a move which enraged Mugabe.

Mugabe arrived home early looking glum after hurriedly leaving the summit. Upon his return, he said the meeting went well but made it clear his regime would continue with its own programmes, regardless of what the SADC leaders were saying.

The SADC said it was preparing an economic recovery package for Zimbabwe, but Mugabe’s spokesman, George Charamba, said in his anonymous column in the government-controlled daily Herald that Zimbabwe did not need help from the region because “no aid cent will come from SADC countries”, reflecting Mugabe’s attitude after the summit.

This was contrary to President Thabo Mbeki’s claims that there were no divisions over Zimbabwe at the summit and that the SADC was committed to helping Zimbabwe out of its crisis. He had described reports of division as “fictional” and said SADC leaders were not at odds over Zimbabwe.

But information gleaned from senior SADC diplomats indicates there were not just divisions, but a fierce clash between Mugabe and Mwanawasa that left the regional leaders shocked. They say the trouble started after Mbeki del-ivered his report on talks between the Zimbabwean ruling party Zanu (PF) and the opposition Movement for Democratic Change (MDC).

Mbeki had earlier given the report to Tanzanian President Jakaya Kikwete, the chairman of the SADC organ on politics, defence and security. Mbeki briefed the summit on Zimbabwe in his capacity as an SADC-appointed mediator .

Mbeki said in his briefing there was progress in the talks, although parties needed to intensify negotiations.

“After Mbeki delivered his report to the summit, Mwanawasa, as the chair of the meeting, said there was an urgent need to discuss Zimbabwe because the situation there had become ‘unacceptable’.

Kikwete said there was no need to discuss it because talks were in progress and Mbeki concurred,” a senior diplomat said. “Kikwete then suggested Mugabe should be asked what he thought about Mwanawasa’s proposal.

When Mugabe was given the platform to speak he launched an angry tirade, attacking Mwanawasa left, right and centre before walking out in protest.”

The diplomat said Mugabe angrily asked: “Who are you, Mwanawasa? Who are you? Who do you think you are?”

“Mugabe also said he was aware of Mwanawasa’s recent meetings with western intelligence agencies on Zimbabwe. He said he would ‘not allow Mwanawasa to sell out Zimbabwe as he has done to Zambia’,” the diplomat said.

“During the process Mwanawasa was shaken and he kept on saying: ‘Mr President I didn’t mean to say that; you misunderstood me. No, Mr President, that was not my intention’ .”

Sources said Mugabe, after blasting Mwanawasa, walked out and did not return.

Efforts by colleagues – including Kikwete and Mbeki – to persuade him to return to the meeting failed.

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